Tuesday, April 1, 2008

 Iraqi Information Minister:

  • "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
  • "My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
  • "Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
  • "We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
  • "We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
  • "I speak better English than this villain Bush"
  • "We have destroyed 50 tanks today. That's 5-ohhh tanks" [while holding up his fingers]
  • "We feed them death and hell!"